Sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.
Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.
Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"
Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.
by the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) January 11, 2007
Get the Sporking mug.n. The direct result of squiss or failing to squeeze out any remaining piss in the urethra before pulling your pants up thus creating small patterns of yellow circles in the underpants. This is much like skid marks in the back of underpants.
Brian: Guys, I think I should see a doctor. I’m spotting again.
Joe: Relax, you rushed your piss and now you’re just leopard spotting.
Spencer: My leopard spots are the size of frisbees.
Joe: Relax, you rushed your piss and now you’re just leopard spotting.
Spencer: My leopard spots are the size of frisbees.
by TacomaBeags October 17, 2017
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Recognizing locations in films that are supposed to be somewhere else. Especially popular game for Vancouverites because thanks to the BC Film Tax Credit many US producers shoot up north to save money, and attempt to pass off Vancouver as various American locales.
Check it out, the forest in this movie isn't in Maryland, it's a park in North Van. Me, Jane and Joe were smoking weed there just last week.
Good job location spotting!
Good job location spotting!
by hollywoodnorthener January 2, 2011
Get the location spotting mug.The maximum capacity of bareback-anal-sex cum in the rectum before rupture. Note: 'BSL' not to be confused with 'Bachelor of Science in Law'
by Hakjab January 30, 2008
Get the Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) mug.The act of spooning with the male's reproductive organ placed inside the woman's buttcrack. Not fully inserted into the rectum, but just inserted enough so that the penis is "blanketed" by the buttocks.
hot dogs; sporking
by MPDOWD & NKG April 10, 2010
Get the sporking mug.A unique way of smoking marijuana. Put two kitchen knives on a stove/oven/something really hot. You warm the knives up until they're very very hot, then you get both the knives (Make sure to wrap the part of the knife where you'll be grabbing it. Then, Get a little glob of weed, preferably about 1/2 of a bud then make sure it sits/sticks to one knife then crunch the weed with the flat part of both the knives, this should produce a large amount of smoke. Make sure theres a cut bottle for the smoke to raise into, then when its full, suck all the smoke out.. Its probably one of the strongest ways of getting high.
There maybe other definitions to this way of smoking it, but this is the name used in New Zealand.
There maybe other definitions to this way of smoking it, but this is the name used in New Zealand.
Bob : I saw this chick spotting when I went to her house the other day?
Me: Oh true did you have some spots?
Bob : Hells yeah they fully fu*ked me up!
Me: Oh true did you have some spots?
Bob : Hells yeah they fully fu*ked me up!
by darkmyst September 19, 2005
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