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Portrayed by Spongebob

YouTube videos depicting different topics as they would play out in Spongebob.
NFL Portrayed by Spongebob
New England Patriots: (image of Squidward deflating)
by TH47 June 1, 2018
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SpongeBob NudiePants

1) SpongeBob SquarePants but lacking the SquarePants.

2) Someone who refrains from wearing underwear under their outer clothing (i.e. to go 'commando', 'freeballing' - in the case of men not wearing underwear, and 'freebuffing' - in the case of women) to covertly create a frisson of sexual excitement or amusement amongst friends, sexual partners, future sexual partners, etc.
Lydia is a SpongeBob NudiePants tonight!
by Lydia Bartlett May 2, 2008
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SpongeBob SquarePants

A Nickelodeon cartoon watched 9-year-olds who think they're better than everyone. The animation is horrible, the writing is shit, SpongeBob's voice is annoying, and it comes on Nickelodeon all the fucking time, despite the fact that it should be canceled. This show is also the biggest contributor to the downfall of Nickelodeon and another example of corporate greed.
by Roydiscord Productions March 20, 2021
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German Spongebob

When you take a shit on your partner and rub it around with a sponge during sexual activities. Usually on ones chest.
She gave me the German Spongebob last night.
by Impalaman67 January 2, 2017
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Nigger Spongebob

one of the best films for nigger sperms and retards. also shows why dica hentai is bad for niggersperms
nigger spongebob is fucking gayyyy imfmaooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Sugon69 November 16, 2021
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spongebob blowjob

when you're getting a bj and you look down all you see is her head BOBbin' and her bikini bottom.... aw yeah!
That chick last night she was on me like a tiger, next thing you know I'm getting a good old fashioned spongebob blowjob!
by Bobby Dichter September 1, 2009
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spongebob squarepants

The reason your child has ADHD (Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder).
Parent: "Timmy, what would you like to watch?"
ADHD-stricken child: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ... No, let's go ride bikes! ... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
by Percy Jones June 25, 2007
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