jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017

fuck me stockings

Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.

W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!

by Jirka69 October 5, 2017

pink stocking

When you get fucked in the ass and your anus comes out when the guy pulls his dick out

I was fucked in the ass so hard I got a pink stocking

by Ms. Erika November 4, 2007

Spooking

'Spooking', sometimes referred to as 'The Spook' is a dangeous and controversial sex act in which the souls of those involved are released from the body during particularly rigorous intercourse. The souls then join in, creating a supernatural orgy.

I've just cum some sort of ghost and it's making love to your soul. I'm spooking!

by Joe & Natalie November 2, 2010

Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

Cumas stocking

The act of Santa cuming in your stocking

George:I got toys and candy in my stocking! What'd you get?
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......

by Greenday256 December 15, 2012

Sporking

A kind of foreplay. Where the man has a boner while in the act of spooning.

Shannen: Baby, What's the poking me?
Louis: My penis.
Shannen: Oh ok.
*Falls back asleep while getting sporking*

by Stormmfreakk July 16, 2010