remove a splinter

To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.

I had to remove a splinter from her foot.

by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007

slinkerknot

A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

A: "Hmm. This beer tasted so good and it's gonna be remarkably smooth"

B: "He's such a slinkerknot"

by holde September 13, 2011

sphinker

A name given to a old child molesteror who enjoys spanking shildren on the arse with a double ender dilido

look at that sphinker using that dildo as a kinkey whip

by doddo August 1, 2007

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

splunker

someone who splunk'd another by taking their private info and exposing it for the world to see.

Abdul splunk'd MSN's search data so any splunker can find 'tranny sex' queries.

by Trans-Dre O'Dools August 22, 2006

slinker

Adjective. Someone who is a waste of human skin. Derived from the phrase " Some folks are like Slinkys... They are not good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

That babe is a total slinker. She's banging fifteen other guys, and tells each one they are "the only one".

by RobH October 16, 2005

spoinker

1. Desireable lady who one would glady shoot his man gravy into her eye.

2. One bearing a vagina that you would gladly fill. =)

omfg man ur mom is suck a spoinker.

by Harry Mc'Longcock May 24, 2005