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shitbox

I car which user don't care about, a basic mean of transportation. An old but reliable and cheap to run,

often not looking good due to dents, rust and/or damage from minor collisions
This 1990 Corolla is my shitbox, I also have vintage Porsche 911 for weekends
by dildo777 August 11, 2025
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Shitbox

A dilapidated or run down vehicle. Adjective for a rusted. non braking, smoking can't keep running truck.
Wyatt Bramells truck is a shitbox.
by Wrd gnus September 12, 2025
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Houdini Shitbox

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
by tytech038 March 21, 2022
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Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.
by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023
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Rusted shitbox

A vehicle with rust on the frame or on the body in mass

Includes: flaking rust, missing rockers, missing cab corners, rusted wheel wells, frame rust and damage
“Don’t buy that car it’s a Rusted Shitbox
Look it’s a Rusted Shitbox
“I used to own a Rusted Shitbox”
by Joseph_Stuntin December 9, 2025
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Western kentucky shitboxes

A truck club based out of western kentucky thats full of pot heads and rednecks

Full of rusted outs stock shitboxes

Requirements:
•Rusted out beyond repair

•Shitty 15 inch wheels with dry rotted tires

•No cab corners or rockers

•Rock lights in wheel wells

•Lightbars that’s don’t work

And also got to be a short fuckboy with a permed mullet or have some form of a std
Damn was that crew of western kentucky shitboxes or what
by Your mom308 August 25, 2021
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