spazmongo

Hybrid of two great derogatory terms, spaz and mongo, to be used in an un-pc way

Spaz - From spastic, the disability. Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded

Mongo - Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

For fuck sakes, your acting like a spazmongo

by WavieDavie June 3, 2009

spazzy leg

To have one leg which always has an injury, pain or causes discomfort. It is normally the right leg due to it being positioned closer to a radio-active TV.

That girl has a spazzy leg.

by Mr Clothinghamtonshire September 18, 2009

Spazzling

Spazzling is a name for a young spaz. Like earthling, but not spazzling.

Older person: Hello spazzling!
Younger person: Hello spaz!

by bob marley is sick February 25, 2012

Spazookered

The act of drinking until you see many versions of the same thing, often involves people being abused by pets.

Me & Tony were drinking for 7 hours straight, he claimed he petted his pet stapler whilst his dog shouted at him, Tony was completely spazookered

by YaBoiJD September 25, 2017

spazz cock

The flapping motion of your cock as your coming.

Ah man! I was in the middle of sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and spazz cocked all over here when I just wanted a break.

by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017

spazzlord

(N.) A person known to exhibit wild, zany, and unpredictable characteristics; also given to wacky outbursts and comedic reactions. Often misunderstood and at times, hard to handle. Enjoyable in small doses; an entertaining weirdo.

Dude was such a spazzlord. He went off about his guitar collection for like an hour, then he made me shave half his head and we made pancakes.

Mike drove up behind me honking and yelling like a spazzlord. He opened his door and drove past me kicking his leg out in the air, and his shoe flew off.

by Solterona May 16, 2019

Spazmo

A person who is particularly stupid, or does things without thinking.

Paul: I just walked into a lamppost
John: That was a pretty spazmo thing to do

by Superbike2 September 15, 2019