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Sparkling Water

Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).
Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.
by Jacktor April 20, 2019
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sparklicious

something deliciously sparkly
my new lip gloss is sparklicious!
by bon*bon October 20, 2007
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Sparkle Theory

The theory that wearing blouses with sparkle in the cleavage area will not only bring more attention, BUT more money in tips jars for those females in the service industry.

This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.

Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.

This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.
Example One:
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"

Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"
by uofibartender August 19, 2009
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sparklebeard

a word originated from egyptian hieroglyphics; sparklebeard is used to describe a heightened sense of beard. when the facial hair becomes self aware.
Did you see that man's beard? It looked full on sparklebeard. I swear that beard just winked at me. If it were possible, that beard could be the king president.
by headweight February 3, 2010
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Sparkle Snatcher

Legendary creature that embodies everything that’s gay and fabulous.

Also known as someone that is Gay or Lesbian.

Bisexuals are half.
Boy: Dude, my ex was really a sparkle snatcher
other boy: How do you know?
Boy:she is dating a girl now.
by wtfitsgina April 3, 2011
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Sparkling Water Addiction

Something that gay men, English Teachers, Karens, and Spongebob Squarepants have
sally: Woah thats your 15th can today!
John: I have a Sparkling Water Addiction, i can't help it.
by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021
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Son of a sparkling vampire

Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done
*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE
by Lord Solar October 30, 2010
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