sparkling

Word used to used to express: amazement at a lack of logical thinking. Also used to express frustration (particularly when a process that should be easy is made difficult). Often used by the expat community in Korea based on a commercial which ended with “Korea Sparkling” and made no sense in English.

Person A: I went to the bank and it took an hour and half to transfer money.
Person B: That’s sparkling.

by Sojudictionary February 18, 2009

Sparkling

When a male cums and then urinates in a females butthole. Can only be done with a female by one male. The two must mix.

Guy: I totally went sparkling with Girl #1 last night. It was awesome.

by fakename29034789 August 20, 2011

Sparkling

Sparkling: Unleashing a part of yourself that you normally keep contained

When the sonic rainboom reached Canterlot, Twilight started Sparkling.

by Clear Quill August 6, 2011

Sparkling

A word made-up by the transformers fandom. They are suppose to be "baby" transformers. Normally this word is used by retarded fans. Robots don't have babies because they are made as adults.

SPARKLINGS ARE NOT REAL! THEY ARE MADE-UP BY THE FANDOM! Transformers cannot have kids because they do not have gender. Only frames and personalities that make them seem like they have gender.

Fan 1: OMG My OC and Starscream are in laaaav they need sparklings!
Sane Fan: What?
Fan 1: Sparklings! Babies!
Sane Fan: Robots can't have babies.

by Dr. Adorable January 24, 2011

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

sparkling wiggles

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers

get a job sparkling wiggles!

by 0B3Y February 20, 2007

Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.

Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.

by Karate Jesus December 7, 2004