Spank The Monkey

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.

Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!

by Walden Scott February 18, 2019

spank bank directory

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.

Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.

by Chris Norton January 18, 2007

spank that hoe

When that girl is naughty you need to spank that hoe

Then at that dudes house they went swimming, she started to take of her swimsuit. He couldnt resist so he had to spank that hoe

by melanthex March 30, 2005

Spank sabbatical

Taking a time out, a breather from long periods of masterbating.

My friends boyfriend is on a spank sabbatical, because he was waxing his own carrot too much, and became desinsitized , no longer able to perform intercourse with his girlfriend.

by Amawee21 May 15, 2016

Spank Daddy

A man that likes his girl's/wife'sass so much that he can't help but spank her booty when she bends over or walks by.

Spank Daddy likes my tush so much he gives me a smack every chance he gets.

by oneluckyjinx May 21, 2009

Spank Bank

Memories of women OR men kept for use in masturbatory fantasies.

Did you see his chest in that shirt? I'll store that one in my spank bank

by Quizzle November 17, 2003

Spank you

Spank you, a term used to show appreciation towards someone. A more fun way to say "thank you."

"Pass the salt please." *salt is passed* "Spank you.", "Spanks for picking me up from the mall."

by RoberTheLion April 20, 2010