solutioneering

A condescending buzz word used when someone disagrees with someone else's solution to a problem, and by using this word they call into question the method used to solve the problem instead of offering any truly useful input. This term is quite often used in situations where someone is trying to stop someone else from being productive.

Person 1: "I've just about had it with Bob's solutioneering. He always pitches answers to problems without defining the problem."
Person 2: "Well, do you have any better ideas on how to solve the problem?"
Person 1: "ummmmm...."

by southparkwatcher December 27, 2012

Solution Architect

The person or employed by your organisation to wade through your bullshit and translate it into layman's terms

<Layman 1> This solution actually makes sense!
<Layman 2> That's unusual. I wonder how that happened
<Solution Architect> My job is done! *exits building*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

SecuTech Solution

Geniuses who 1st invented _embedded spam_
in Urban dictionary.com definitions. See their definition of "dongle":

"SecuTech Solution Inc, a leader in driverless software protection *dongle* business, has launched video protection solution-UniKey Video Protector, a comprehensive applications that provides video software vendors a straightforward way to safeguard their video content from piracy and illegal distribution. etc., etc..."
cf. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dongle

by hilarleo_ October 10, 2008

CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solution

Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.

“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”

by Ms. Cunning Runt July 19, 2011

5 Star Automotive Solutions

Family owned business based out of Oscoda, Michigan. Founded in 2008 by two brothers Ray Mahalak and Ryan Mahalak. They specialize in car audio, window tinting , remote starts and auto detailing.

Have you been to 5 Star Automotive Solutions?

by Est101 October 22, 2018

No Man's Sky Solution

Selling cut, missing or initially promised from day one game content as an expansion

Guy 1: did you hear that game freak is adding 200+ cut pokemon into sword and shield via paid expansions?

Guy 2: yeah, didn't no man's sky do that too?

Guy 1: and EA, Activision, Bethesda the list goes on. Seems the No Man's Sky solution is pretty popular nowadays.

by V0023 January 10, 2020

solutionised

When you come across a problem and overcome it instead of saying solved because that shits too lame and basic and solution used is safisticated and smart and flows well with the human tongue

After a long days work I finally solutionised used the puzle

by Paige.t December 16, 2017