SaltySeaBabies

The refined art and sport of throwing newborns into a wall by the ocean or into the ocean itself. The art has taken thousands of years to perfect and is seen as the next possible Olympic sport. Another definition for the word SaltySeaBabies: a free and inhumane way of abortion.

Becky and I had a great time by the ocean with SaltySeaBabies. There was blood everywhere!

by YourFriendlyLocalIkeaWorker February 23, 2020

SOLLY JAPANESE ONRY

weird sex act only done by japanese.
you shove a bunch of pubic hair in your partner’s mouth, next you deficate all over his or her face then scream “LOCK’N’LOLL IS HERE TO STAY!!!!!” as you ejaculate.

gaijin #1 “dude, i’m horny as fuck”
gaijin #2 “i’d tap dat ass”
nihonjin “SOLLY JAPANESE ONRY!!!”

by chinkomanko December 4, 2021

The Salty Whale

When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.

My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.

by thedudebrown87 September 20, 2021

salty peanut

An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.

When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.

by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

chocolate salty balls

a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls

by RMG October 27, 2004

te solte en banda

Dominican for leave me alone.
Or I'm done with you.. (Broken up)

Suelta me en banda ya!

No quiero estar contigo, te solte en banda.
¿Pero que mami me vas a soltar en banda?

by princesadianah August 22, 2011