Solanges are creatures that rarely emerge from the depths of their room, and when they do, have been known to kick open locked doors and point knives at siblings or at anyone else that annoys them. Solanges are naturally hermits but will become extremely dangerous if provoked. In general, they love sweet foods and can become hostile if you threaten their chocolate supply.
Warning: DO NOT enter/disturb The Solange's natural habitat or you will be viciously attacked. Always take a cute child under the age of 5 as a safety precaution.
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The new mental entity could only be considered animal that relays on instinct for feeding. The bite from a Solanum victim will infect the one bitten with the disease.
The Symptoms of infection are the following:
Hour 1: Body Aches and if the virus contacted from a would, bruising and fast clotting
Hour 4: A low-grade fever (99-101), vomiting and severe pain in joints.
Hour 9: Numbing of arms and legs, Random Muscular seizures and high grade fever (101-105(6))
Hour 10: Loss of body use in torso down. No feeling and slowed heart rate
Hour 15: Coma
Hour 19: Heart Stoppage
Hour 20-23: Reanimation as an animal like person...THIS IS NOT THE ORGINAL PERSON THEY HAVE NO PREVIOUS MEMORIES
The new mental entity could only be considered animal that relays on instinct for feeding. The bite from a Solanum victim will infect the one bitten with the disease.
The Symptoms of infection are the following:
Hour 1: Body Aches and if the virus contacted from a would, bruising and fast clotting
Hour 4: A low-grade fever (99-101), vomiting and severe pain in joints.
Hour 9: Numbing of arms and legs, Random Muscular seizures and high grade fever (101-105(6))
Hour 10: Loss of body use in torso down. No feeling and slowed heart rate
Hour 15: Coma
Hour 19: Heart Stoppage
Hour 20-23: Reanimation as an animal like person...THIS IS NOT THE ORGINAL PERSON THEY HAVE NO PREVIOUS MEMORIES
"I am sorry Mr and Mrs. Jones but Johnny has contracted Solamun and will need to taken into a sercure medial toxin control cell and extermenated before renaimation" said the doctor after the parents in their child in a Coma
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She's such a Solange, we have so much in common.
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Symptoms Include:
1. Using the words 'bum' or 'dingus' (sohail actually created these words)
2. Having an amazing taste in fashion
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Symptoms Include:
1. Using the words 'bum' or 'dingus' (sohail actually created these words)
2. Having an amazing taste in fashion
3. Submitting words on Urban Dictionary to boost his self esteem
Treatments vary
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