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4'9" umpalumpa on Jersey Shore best known for being punched in the face.
Snookie is so short she often requires a boost to get her heels on.
snookie by Rick Stone December 15, 2009

Shookified 

Being so overly surprised that you become shookified
Valeria: Dude branden tried to kiss me
Brianna: Dude omg fuckk im shookified
Shookified by saucymanz December 21, 2016

Toilet Snooker 

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"
Toilet Snooker by Gaff December 19, 2006

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
Snookering by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

snoogins 

just kidding
"Let's fuck"
"WHA?"
"snoogins"
snoogins by Anonymous June 24, 2003
In chinook indians language means "the sun".
Also means:
You’re my honey-bunch
pumpy-umpy-umkin.
You’re my sweety-pie.
You’re my cuppy-cake
gumdrop
snookum snookum snore,
the apple of my eye.
Come'ere my snookum, let's get down to it.
Snookum by Wit September 1, 2004