snatchlasticity

The ability of a woman's vagina to return to form. Usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they'll likely lose this ability w/o the help of Dr. Kegel's exercises.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

by cnut stolen April 23, 2006

Snatchigators

Little bugs in and around the snatch. As in, crotch critters.

I was gonna go down on her, but when I dropped the panties, the snatchigators were snapping at me.

by Lokki June 5, 2003

snatchsickle

The used tampon of an extremely bitter, frigid, or otherwise vicious cunt. Upon removal, the culprit hangs the frozen tampon from the gutters of a former lovers house. During the holiday season, and a particularly heavy flow cycle, most snatchsickle participants prefer to adorn the branches of a large tree in the front yard of their victim's home. In warmer climates, it is highly recommended that the snatchsickle be taken down immediately as the defrostation often results in putrid odor, angry neighbors, pests such as rodents, raccoons, and even bears in some areas of the world.

"My fiance caught me banging her little sister like a rabbit in heat, and she retaliated with a full scale snatchsickle set!"

by J.D. Saladjar December 23, 2011

Snatchies!

the act of grabbing at something or someone; a grabbing hand gesture that confirms happiness, sweetness, or overall awesome-ocity.

Bob: Dude, did you eat my pudding?
Dave: Maybe
Bob: Is that your banana?
Dave: Yes
Bob:... SNATCHIES!

by Michael Manahan October 31, 2005

Snatchies

The act of taking the seat, or possession of another. One must call "snatchies" before one can take the seat or possession of another. Can be countered if someone calls "fives" before leaving their seat.

1. Mer: dude im gonna go grab another drink.
Ben: Snatchies. (takes Mer's seat)
Mer: DUUUDE MERR MERRR

2. Me: Snatchies on Mer's 360!

by TheCutchens January 1, 2008

snatches

High skills in the area of grasping objects. Oftentimes combined with the.

I got the snatches, dog.

by OpIvy420 January 17, 2004

snatchlasticity

The elasticity or pliability of the vagina.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

by theempty April 20, 2006