smurf

A word meaning awesome, great, kool or any describing words like that.
Also a TV show staring 100 little blue people.
A kids show.

Smurf 1: "Man Did you see Janet last niight"
Smurf 2: "Oh yeah she was freaken smurf man"
Smurf 1: "I know hey she was so smurf"

Made up Episode:Smurf 1: "Man i found smurfet in bed with papa smurf last night"
Smurf 2: "ohhhhhh man to bad for you hey"
Smurf 1: "Yeah but i found a new lady called baby smurf who is so smurf"

by Cohenjd January 16, 2008

smurfing

Named after the popular television/comic series, Smurfing is the act of putting your partner in some sort of choke/sleeper hold while having sex until their face turns blue. At this point, you pull out and finish off by proceeding to give your blue-faced partner a droopy white cap.

For added effect, you can let loose a cackle similar to Gargamel, the evil villain also from the popular 80's television show.

My girl passed out last night after we were smurfing, when she finally woke up I told she looked like grumpy smurf. She was not amused.

by igotblueballs September 15, 2010

smurf

another word for weed.

Guy 1: Dude, what have you been doing?
Guy 2:Oh, i was out back choking a smurf.

by the charlie January 14, 2009

the smurfs

communist propoganda

damn those commies! i mean smurfs

by andrew yeh December 14, 2003

smurf

another word for "cocaine". more of an underground word; commonly used so that others are not sure of the topic of conversation.

Hank: "Where's the little miss cokey smurf?"
Runkle: "Blowing away the rest of my money."

by BelleAuBoisDormant March 31, 2011

smurf

A newly entered recruit in Navy boot camp who is thus called on account of wearing blue Navy hoodies and pants for the first week of indoctrination and inprocessing, and until Navy utility uniforms are issued. They are also shorn of their civilian hair styles: bald for males and shoulder-length for females. The clothes worn are also called 'smurfs' or smurfsuits.

The RDC berated the raw smurfs as they failed to grasp the concepts of marching.

by Mongol Cabelin August 12, 2007

smurfs

Military slang for military personnel of the United Nations, especially those on peacekeeping missions. Term derived from the colour of the UN helmet.

I see the UN flag on their APCs: the Smurfs are here.

by Robert Lee August 28, 2005