Definitions by MrKittyCat

smurf

Skeet Skeet Skeet or to ejacualte all someone, something, or a ceiling

Hey i just Smurfed all over Michael

or

Hey i was wondering if you could smurf on me tonight

or

I like the way you smurf, you can hit the ceiling

smurf by MrKittyCat August 23, 2009

Cordell 

one who is a creeper or creeps. makes a fun time not fun. and makes every situation awkward

A fun sucker or tool

"At a party"
Kid 1: wow this is a sweet party
Kid 2: yea i know it, but it would be better if that cordell was not here
Kid 1: very true

Cordell by MrKittyCat August 23, 2009