Shitweener

After being either gay, or just totally fucked up and giving anal to a random person who forgot to clean out their ass, so you end up pulling out your weener with shit all over it and that usually causes you to beat the bitch/homo to death and hide them in the trunk of your car, drive them to the lake and ditch them there. Then giving the last ounce of dignity (Virginity) to your neighbors mailbox.

I can't believe Eddie actually got a shitweener, that is just too fucked up! Did he ditch them at the lake? Ya, I think, he also fucked his neighbors mailbox. That is so fucking wierd, like a cowboy hat.

by Spoony McSpoon October 16, 2009

Smither

To forcefully smash two objects together until they form into one.

"Damn Jordan it sure was impressive how you smithered those berries together."

by Jaw2409 September 3, 2016

Smitten

When you're trying to portray your feelings to camber but you gotta keep it lowkey

Yo bro, that one chick was being really smitten today, I wonder why.

by Camber_11 April 21, 2017

you're smitten

You're cool or hard. Just like saying you rock.

You're smitten hard today!

by DayDay Smith August 4, 2009

smitten

very much in love.

He was smitten with his co-worker

by marmosetta June 18, 2010

The Waylon Smithers

1. Both partners are in a handstand position locking legs and thrusting into eachother.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.

My girlfriend and I LOVE The Waylon Smithers!

I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!

by Carlbergie January 2, 2009

smitening

When you incur heavenly wrath, it has been said by the Catholic churches forever (or at least the bits I listened to) that God will smite you. It's also commonly acknowledged that this smiting will be done with a bolt of lightning, if God's in a particularly stylish mood. So, you get struck by what? SMITENING!

Damn, I shouldn't have stolen that priest's car, or raped his wife. God's going to throw down some *ZAP* smitening. ....shit, that hurt....

by no.name November 17, 2004