by pearce... January 4, 2009
Get the smidgen mug.by Maddi P November 25, 2011
Get the Smidget mug.A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)
Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET
by Short Cunt September 20, 2014
Get the smidget mug.a massive rack, a pair of boobs or a nice jug combo. In other words, two beautiful plump breasts. They sit perfectly on a women's chest, sticking out aggressively waiting to be squeezed, similar to Jenna Fischer's in Blades of Glory.
by bean jackson November 26, 2018
Get the Smides mug.The name given to someone who is weirdly short (small and midget). Have the tendency to be absolutely stunning and the best friend you would ever have. People like this are will be with you till the very end and always know what so say. Just a really good friend.
Person 1: You seen that Laura Cowen?
Person 2: Who? Smidge? God she is fine!
Person 1: And a really nice person.
Person 2: Who? Smidge? God she is fine!
Person 1: And a really nice person.
by 1783640973646 June 9, 2011
Get the Smidge mug.Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!
Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!
Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!
Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!
Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'
by kiordz August 20, 2009
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