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San Jose Super Slugger

Start out by renting a hotel room. Then, kidnap a midget and drug him, preferably with some roofies. If the roofies arent available, slam his head into a door. Be careful as to not have the doorknob hit him in the temple or it could cause instant death. With the midget unconscious, call a pimp and order a hooker. A black one with an attitude will work the best. When she gets to the room, make sure you are well hidden. As she walks in, hit her over the head with a hammer and knock her out. While she is out cold, penetrate all of her orifices a few times over. Bonus points are awarded if you can fuck her pussy, ass and mouth 3 times each, blowing a load each time, and having the hooker never awaken. Upon completion, tape a wooden nickle between her tits. Drag the midget into the room and drape his arm around her. Go outside and hide in the bushes and wait for the angry hooker to awaken. She will call her pimp in disgust. While the pimp is on the way, the midget should awaken. When the pimp arrives, he will have the hooker hold the midget while he plays hard ball with the midgets head. If done correctly, with one swing of the bat, the pimp will send the midgets head deep into the center of town, thus pulling off the San Jose Super Slugger.
Oh man Dean, the other night I did it, I pulled off a San Jose Super Slugger!
by captain commode October 10, 2009
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Slugging

When a female gets cream pied so her pussy is all gloopy. She then drags her pussy across the floor resembling a slug trail
Lets do some slugging!!!
by CathalWeirdNameWTF July 10, 2015
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slugged

slut-mugged. When a slut is used as bait for a mugging.
Before you start whorin' around, let me tell you this story...

Last summer I got SLUGGED:

I went to a motel with this slut, and when I was fucking her, 3 dudes ran in and mugged me.
by Freddy Foxhound May 31, 2006
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Slaggot

A combination of the words slut and fagot, used to insult the promiscuity of a homosexual that quote unquote "gets around"
aka a slutty fagot
5 guys in 1 night what a Slaggot
Back in high school I was a total Slaggot
by Fantastafanomus January 20, 2009
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sluggered

A very unmotivated person.
Andre stop being a sluggered and graduate. You have been in college almost a decade.
by Jonathan Maiden February 19, 2008
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sluggish with goat meat

The state a person is in after consuming large quantities of any kind of food (not necissarily goat meat), making it difficult to move or do anything.
uuughh damn that chinese food has me sluggish with goat meat...i can barely move
by elmatatan January 1, 2009
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pooiville slugger

poo-ee-ville slugger. The act of shitting into a sock and then slapping it across a womans face during sex.
The bitch was complaining that I was humging her too hard from behind, so I gave her the pooiville slugger.
by soused April 13, 2007
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