stupid slowboarders
see the slowboarders
see the slowboarders take a nap in the snow
see the snowmobile
see the slowboarders
see the slowboarders take a nap in the snow
see the snowmobile
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Get the slowlow mug.A slowcoiner is a person who have not sell Bitcoins or other cryptovalute fast enough to make a profit when a landslide begun. Slowcoiners are (usually naive or greedy) people who missed an opportunity to sell on time because they believed BTC will reach US$ 100K or more, and they will make a fortune with no work.
Slowcoiner takes on their bitterness of an unfair world, life or bad luck to other people (i.e. nocoiner) who were warning them about volatility and weakness of cryptovalute baloon burst.
Slowcoiners are in illusion that have great computer skills or fantastic imagination; even when they see the price of Bitcoin or other cryptovalutes go down they see it as affirmation of its adoption spread. They consider all Bitcoin users to be an elite on a forefront of technology and economy, with only themselves as the ones who can see what is happening. This attitude comes from being steeped in the elitist priest cultures found at people who usually do not have high education and knowledge about market - or sometimes even among well-educated, but naive people. Anyone who is not part of their BTC-clique is treated with offense, by default.
The worst slowcoiners are people with no real personal achevements in academics and life whatsoever, usually shallow people who like self-promotion.
Slowcoiners believe that the world owes them everything they want because they are part of an elite; they are hysterical liars, brats, and (future) losers.
Slowcoiner takes on their bitterness of an unfair world, life or bad luck to other people (i.e. nocoiner) who were warning them about volatility and weakness of cryptovalute baloon burst.
Slowcoiners are in illusion that have great computer skills or fantastic imagination; even when they see the price of Bitcoin or other cryptovalutes go down they see it as affirmation of its adoption spread. They consider all Bitcoin users to be an elite on a forefront of technology and economy, with only themselves as the ones who can see what is happening. This attitude comes from being steeped in the elitist priest cultures found at people who usually do not have high education and knowledge about market - or sometimes even among well-educated, but naive people. Anyone who is not part of their BTC-clique is treated with offense, by default.
The worst slowcoiners are people with no real personal achevements in academics and life whatsoever, usually shallow people who like self-promotion.
Slowcoiners believe that the world owes them everything they want because they are part of an elite; they are hysterical liars, brats, and (future) losers.
I am pretty sure Dean is a slowcoiner. Yesterday he posted a large Facebook comment about how Bitcoin going up is a start of an ongoing goldrush, and this is an opportunity to buy more to catch a wave. He's always talking Bitcoin up; if he had been buy Bitcoin when it was low, he would never tamper others to buy.
I am pretty sure Dean is a slowcoiner. Yesterday he posted a large Facebook comment about how Bitcoin going down is a merely start of a new goldrush, and that this crash is just a correction and opportunity to buy more to catch a next wave. He's always talking Bitcoin up; if he had been sell Bitcoin with profit, he would never tamper others to buy.
I am pretty sure Dean is a slowcoiner. Yesterday he posted a large Facebook comment about how Bitcoin going down is a merely start of a new goldrush, and that this crash is just a correction and opportunity to buy more to catch a next wave. He's always talking Bitcoin up; if he had been sell Bitcoin with profit, he would never tamper others to buy.
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