dirty slothy

A really slow blow-job with icy-hot in the mouth of both parties

Dude, Coleman gave Sam a dirty slothy

by lumberjackdreaming December 30, 2015

baby sloth

A term for a clingy girlfriend.

Awwwe Becca, my baby sloth.

by Paylay27 April 20, 2016

tuba sloth

A funny girl that likely went to band camp, that is not promiscuous and moves slowly.

That girl is such a Tuba Sloth

by SingingSurgeon February 10, 2021

Alaskan Sloth

When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.

Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.

by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh September 15, 2021

burrito-sloth

A little creature who stays home, wraps themselves up into a blanket burrito and sips tea instead of going out on a Friday night.

Today I was feeling under the weather so I became a little burrito-sloth.

by tired_grad_student October 13, 2023

sloth man

A Sloth Man is a sufferer of slothitis, an inherited disease, typically a Sloth Man struggles to finish a meal before it is cold, make it to anywhere on time, get out of bed, stay awake or move. Their minds are too diseased with slowness to grasp irony or sarcasm and they argue using long drawn out 'no no no's.

Slothitis is temporarily contagious; the monotonous rant of a slothitis sufferer will often force the listener to adopt the symptoms of a sloth man e.g. drowsiness and lethargy however once out of contact with a slothitis sufferer a healthy human's immune system will repel the slothitis - the diseased cells are two slow to cause long term effect.

Slothitis is a degenerative disease and the sloth man will slowly develop a likeness to John Squires of the Stone Roses, their voice will heavily deepen and their deep monotonous speech will enable them to communicate with whales. Generally a slothitis sufferer from birth will die before reaching the age of thirty as they can no longer feed themselves however the disease can lie dorment and effect people at later ages.

Normal Person: 'Your two hours late'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'I was eating my dinner and had to straighten my hair'
Normal Person: 'I hate you Sloth Man'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'No no no'
Whale: 'Hellooooooo Davey'

by Dr Man March 24, 2005

slothenly

A slow, dumb, lazy, unmotivated, uncaring, incompetent, unnecessary and replaceable human. Someone who's laziness of mind is manifested in both their physical form and the way they behave.

I had to step off the curb and walk on the street to get past the slothenly family strolling down the sidewalk. It took the slothenly employees 25 minutes to prepare my to go order at lunch. I tried to walk up the escalator, but the slothenly people prevented my progress

by ERIC STEINBACK November 16, 2007