a penis slider is when u have a really long dick and it happens to SLIDE back, and go up you ass cheeks. to remove, u just grab, yank, and then shake it off. then, now this should be just common sense, u need to go the bathroom RIGHT away, and wipe ur ass. if u dont, you can get an infection that can cause you to grow a cum infested mass inside u. that is exactly what happened to lil nas x.
also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.
also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.
guy: wtf! somethings in my ass.... oh just a penis slider.
*walks to the bathroom*
guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS
*walks to the bathroom*
guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS
by Jmurr227 October 15, 2021
It is the shit you have after eating KFC chicken. The shit is so slick it just rockets out of your anus spirialing around the bowl leaving a perfect streak and a one wiper clean up.
by John Allan December 22, 2007
I would rather take a dump before I get a shower because I hate dropping a "greasy slider" after a shower.
by happy diver March 08, 2011
by Beckett101 October 14, 2010
The action of female grasping to line up the penis for proper angle of penetration prior to intercourse; woman on bottom. Most common when a guy (freehanded) rubs the head of his penis around the pussy lips and doesn't insert; frustrated the female will grasp the dick with a underhand grip and slid it in. The man will immediately feel gratified as the woman was unable to hold out any longer and executed penetration. Excellence is measured when a woman who plays extremely hard to get gives an "underhand slider".
Matt: Last night I was messing around with Tiffany and to my surprise she gave me an "underhand slider"! I was teasing the shit out of her and making her quiver...she couldn't take it and underhand slid it in.
Zak: Those are the best.....Kristen holds out and acts like she doesn't want it but I get an "underhanded slider" nightly.
Jimmy: I get underhanded by Sam all the time....she love the dick!
All: HAHAHA
Zak: Those are the best.....Kristen holds out and acts like she doesn't want it but I get an "underhanded slider" nightly.
Jimmy: I get underhanded by Sam all the time....she love the dick!
All: HAHAHA
by Nomad Giz November 19, 2015
by Thiccqq boi May 05, 2018
Created in ancient Greece as a way to honor generals and people of great power. The person starts at the end of a large showering area then begins running to eventually start sliding on their knees. While sliding, guys line up on both sides of the path, shooting semen on the person as they pass through. The BK stands for 'Bukkake' and the Slider part is fairly straightforward. Currently practiced mostly in San Fransisco due to the large grouping of public shower facilities.
Tony's the man! He took a BK Slider from the whole team!
You should stay.. I heard there's gonna be a BK Slider in about 5 minutes.
That shit is gay. Like BK Slider gay.
You should stay.. I heard there's gonna be a BK Slider in about 5 minutes.
That shit is gay. Like BK Slider gay.
by UncleMcPussy January 21, 2011