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Sidelined

When your friend or friends put you to the side and make you less than their first choice for everything.
"Yeah all my friends sidelined me this weekend so I'm just watching netflix and drinking alone"
by Unidentifiedwhitemale January 17, 2014
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Slide Hammer Hand Job

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.
You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.
by LHC***** March 26, 2010
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cameltoe slide

To have a women on top of you naked sliding her cameltoe across your cock.
by reddog October 23, 2004
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Snail Slide

When a girl gets all juiced up and slides across something (like your face) leaving a trail of fluid in her wake.
Sarah knew Tom wouldn't just kick her right to the curb after sex if she gave him the 'ol snail slide.
by ginsu417 February 19, 2004
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Sideliner

AKA: "Sideline bitches", are the large number of people who sit around in the confinement of their own little worlds, picking apart the actions and efforts of others. These sub standard human beings often do not even realize that they are indeed a bunch of do nothing, whining, over opinionated, pussies, with no personal accountability or personal experiences. They tend to form their opinions based on other's words, most often provided by the media or other sideliners, allowing them to feel like they're part of the action. They will talk until the day they die, but will never be the person who actually takes part in events that are worthy of discussion or praise.
1)Dude #1: Man, this douche bag keeps trying to holler at my girl while I'm "away on business". Telling her, "if I cared I wouldn't be leaving."
Brotha'#2: What a motha'fuckin hater.
Dude #1: Ya, he is quite the sideline bitch. I think I might have to kill him. Want to help me remove his teeth and burn the body?
Brotha' #2: Fo'sho.

2) The self proclaimed "left wing", liberal elements of the United States political scene are nothing more than a bunch of sideliners. Someone should explain to them that waving signs and chanting won't stop extremist organizations from expanding and beheading them.

3) It is not a good a idea for a sideliner to approach a United States Army Ranger with his or her bullshit. It will most likely result in them getting skull fucked.
by 275WatchMan7tre April 23, 2009
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Slimelord

A resident of the more well to do suburbs of Australian Cities who thinks they are of a superior when actually they are born and bred in the badlands and have no claim to be classified as anything other than scum
look at that slimelord, drinking his coffee and enjoying underpants time
by sludgeking January 14, 2010
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Slide Meme

A twitch streamer/internet personality who raises money for charity and is known for fostering a community of loving genuine people. As well he donated $250 to black lives matter and will continue to use his platform to give money to charity.
Have you seen that new streamer Slide Meme? I saw he raised over 250$ for Black Lives Matter! His channel was twitch.tv/slide_meme
by yaboy11223 August 24, 2020
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