fucked sideways

(1)When one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can't walk straight.

(2)Drinking way too much to the point where one can't walk straight.

I just saw your mom getting fucked sideways.

by Kenny D. December 5, 2004

sideways talking

Sideways Talking: is when a person talks about someone to someone else in the presence of the person. The Sideways Talking is a indirect (passive aggressive) form of communication. The Sideways Talker's oblective is to have thier target to hear and react. Once the target reacts the Sideways Talker plays the victim and acts as though the target has issues

Sideways Talking to another person: I can't stand people who wear orange! It makes them look ugly. You are 10 feet away and are wearing orange

by KnowledgeIsPower1 June 30, 2017

raining sideways

When shit is just overly crazy and uncontrolled.

Daquan, these bitches be getting white girl wasted up in that bitch, shit is raining sideways.

by MFXtreme August 29, 2014

Sideways Monster Mash

Used by Phillip J. Fry from the TV show "Futurama" to describe sex.

Leela let's ditch these aliens so they can do the Sideways Monster Mash.

by Zoidberg101 March 16, 2011

sideways laptoping

The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.

As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

by thepogonnalist November 7, 2011

sideways

Disrespectful; without merit

You comin out your face mad sideways

by NO ID September 26, 2007

Sideways Hitler

When in a three way, the female is placed up against a wall with one man both fingering her and holding up her leg in a Nazi salute position while she paints a Hitler moustache on her face with the other man's penis. For this to work the woman must first dip the mans penis in some sort of ink or other fluid.

Me and my friend were bored so we gave his girlfriend the best sideways hitler she had ever had.

by Milky The Man Cannon July 31, 2011