simulscussion

si.mul.scus.sion sahy-muhl-skuhsh-uhn, noun.

A highly advanced form of conversation between two or more people involving simultaneously talking and listening; It is executed by comprehending what the other person said without the need to pause while listening, all the while retorting to the previous thing the other person said; effectively abolishing the rude connotations associated with interruption.

Simply put, a simulscussion is a revolutionary way to exacerbate the rudeness that stereotypically is associated with interruption. It's not interruption if you can keep up! Por ejemplo:

Bart: So where are you thinking we should grab some grub? What do you think of Chinese?
Rob (simultaneously): Man, I have this weird thing on my arm. Does it look infected to you?

In response (immediately thereafter):
Bart: Gross dude. You should really go have that checked out. I know this urgent care clinic not too far from here. You want me to take you?
Rob (simaltaneously): Hmmm I don't know I could kinda go for some Mexican... or maybe seafood. Definitely not trying to find those two things in the same place though. Hey, I know this place near the bay we could hit up. It's called Sharkie's. Maybe grab some beers too.

In response (again, immediately thereafter)
Bart: Yeah not interested in seafood from a cheap Mexican restaurant, haha. I'm down for this Sharkie's joint. Sounds pretty swank. Definitely down for some brewskies.
Rob (simaltaneously): Man I still haven't got health insurance. I'ma probably just take care of it myself.

In response (again, immediately thereafter)
Bart: Whoaaa dude, 3 o'clock! You see that chick?
Rob: (simaltaneously): So Sharkie's it is. You wanna invite Scotty or no?

In response (again, immediately thereafter)
Bart: Nah I called him before, said he had other stuff going on tonight.
Rob: Where at? Oh snap! Daaaamn.

by bun10nb0b July 5, 2010

simultaneous equation

equations involving two or more unknowns that are to have the same values in each equation.

If an equation has two unknowns, such as 2y + x = 20, it cannot have unique solutions. Two unknowns require two equations which are solved at the same time (simultaneously) − but even then two equations involving two unknowns do not always give unique solutions.
This gives us a 'simultaneous equation'

by rieazen September 9, 2014

simulacra

A simulacra an unsatisfactory Iverson of what you are in another realty

Simply watch a video by jackseptyeye called simulacra

by Fuckoflife September 26, 2018

euro truck simulator 2

A game where everyone is shit at driving and when someone crashes into someone they blame the other person and say:REC,enjoy ban.Also don't go to Duisburg.

JEFF:Hey how can i download euro truck simulator 2 o
nline? Boiko:Uhmmm just go google.

by Mangoose_69 January 7, 2019

Nigga Balls Simulator

My favourite game

Person 1: Nigga Balls Simulator
Person 2: Yes

by Pixiloom November 10, 2021

similarish

Related, but with liberties taken that may make something entirely different.

The color in his design is similarish to the blue the client supplied.

by dannyblueshades December 30, 2008

Simleen

A very funny, outgoing, smart, pretty, crazy, and at moments a "goodie goodie" per say. She loves everything about life and lives it to the fullest, she also loves to argue and knows how to get her way. She's a great friend when you need her, and if you're not nice to her, then she won't be mean to you, she'll just smile and blow it off. She's so pretty and sweet. And Simleen is someone who is so envolved in her friends and family and would do anything for them. She's so beautiful too. If she's having a bad day, you'll know it, she will get snappy and mean but she's easy to forgive.

You can't find a better friend like Simleen

by lj22lj2259 February 27, 2017