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Jayden is een simpiakos
by Jsygay May 2, 2020
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Simping

Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
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Simpinitus

The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.

Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.

Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.
Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.
by Great Game J August 3, 2020
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simpanite

A person whose existence is enough to make another person a simp.
Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!
by IzzyFresh January 12, 2021
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Simping

Ceasar Is simping hard for savannah Rn
by Judge Bama January 23, 2021
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simpinforthejaegerbros

Someone who never misses and has a delectable taste in characters.
"Simpinforthejaegerbros is always spittin."

"Simpinforthejaegerbros never miss, Erehisu > All."
by Ackermanpack February 27, 2021
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simpingoverrchuuya

The best person on this earth and one if my fav mutuals in the universe they deserve all love❗❤🍓 very fruity to and nice❗❗
"One of my fav mutuals is simpingoverrchuuya"
by Strawberry.aku March 20, 2021
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