A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
by LambsTail May 2, 2018
Get the Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail mug.English expression said in a sarcastic manner; used as a synonym for bullshit, horseshit, etc.
Can also be used to indicate that you just don't give a flying fuck.
Is said while simultaneously throwing 3 air jerks, one after the other.
Can also be used to indicate that you just don't give a flying fuck.
Is said while simultaneously throwing 3 air jerks, one after the other.
1st Example :
John : I'm going to be in the next Hollywood blockbuster!
Bill : -.- And I'm Napoleon *throws 3 air jerks* three shakes...
2nd Example :
John : Omg, did you hear? The French teacher had a heart attack, fell off a cliff, was devoured by hungry sharks, then spat out on the beach and sold off to the Saudis!
Bill : -.- *throws 3 air jerks* Three shakes...
John : I'm going to be in the next Hollywood blockbuster!
Bill : -.- And I'm Napoleon *throws 3 air jerks* three shakes...
2nd Example :
John : Omg, did you hear? The French teacher had a heart attack, fell off a cliff, was devoured by hungry sharks, then spat out on the beach and sold off to the Saudis!
Bill : -.- *throws 3 air jerks* Three shakes...
by Richi Rich July 13, 2009
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-noun
Tyler Perry.
In reference to the American actor, director, playwright, screenwriter, producer, author, and songwriter Tyler Perry. Perry wrote and produced many stage plays in the South during the 1990s and early 2000s. Many correlations and comparisons have been made of Tyler Perry to the 16th century English poet and playwright, William Shakespeare widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.
-noun
Tyler Perry.
In reference to the American actor, director, playwright, screenwriter, producer, author, and songwriter Tyler Perry. Perry wrote and produced many stage plays in the South during the 1990s and early 2000s. Many correlations and comparisons have been made of Tyler Perry to the 16th century English poet and playwright, William Shakespeare widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.
Hey, you see the new Madea film?
Yeah it was brilliant.
I know right. Tyler Perry is the new Black Shakespeare.
Yeah it was brilliant.
I know right. Tyler Perry is the new Black Shakespeare.
by ThatGuyFromFacebook May 1, 2011
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Long-Hand for "SMH"
This phrase was made popular by the website ShakesMyHead.com - A website Similar to FML (FMyLife.com) Where users share stories about their entertaining personal experiences
Long-Hand for "SMH"
This phrase was made popular by the website ShakesMyHead.com - A website Similar to FML (FMyLife.com) Where users share stories about their entertaining personal experiences
My friend says so much ridiculous stuff, that instead of typing out "shakes my head" I'll just type SMH!
My girlfriend got a tattoo of my face on her arm after we were dating for only a week.. Needless to say I broke up with her. SMH
My girlfriend got a tattoo of my face on her arm after we were dating for only a week.. Needless to say I broke up with her. SMH
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