showty

a roughicated word substitute for shorty. Shorty is refering either (1)to a person who is short, but in an endearing way; a friend (2)but usually used when refering to one's woman/biotch.

(1)yo, showty! You gonna try and play some ball tonight?
(2)Damn, showty need to come to my crib and give lil'G the hook up.

by Shane Stahl June 4, 2004

Shobitha

A person, usually a girl.

"Hey, it's Shobitha!"

by The Real Ennie January 19, 2009

shwitty

An unfortunate attempt on behalf of an individual to say something clever.

Erin only speaks when she's trying to sound intelligent and humorous. Too bad everything she says is just shwitty.

by katie: thou art awesome February 3, 2007

showing the monkey who's boss

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals

I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.

by Way More Awesomer March 9, 2008

Shomitting

The act of shitting and vomitting simultaniously after a long night of drinking, possibly mixed with perscription drugs.

After Paul's blackout birthday party at the thirsty turtle, Jay came back to the dorm and was shomitting after drinking way too much mixed with muscle relaxants. This resulted in a trip to the hospital, and a night where no one can forget the little bit of what they remembered.

by Caroline Hall March 30, 2008

shoit

ghetto term for shit; someone who thinks they have swag is considered to be this; when you think your better than everyone else; if youre white, you wouldnt know

Wow look at erin...she thinks shes the shoit.

by heyyerin June 9, 2011

Shomits

The definition of the word Shomits is taking a shit and vomiting at the same time.

He woke up 7:30 am Sunday morning after drinking a lot Saturday night. He started to take a shit and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued shitting. Now that is what I call a serious case of the Shomits.

by Mackinaw June 10, 2013