Short Bussin'

When something is referred to as stoopid, or retarded in regards to the level of sickness. Refer to Bussin, or Sick for further understanding

That shit short bussin'

by Lordt of the Nort August 26, 2023

short bused

(adj) very much alchoholically intoxicated

He is so short bused that he couldnt even remember his own name

by nick_g October 2, 2010

Short Bused

Getting retartedly drunk.

Dude, tomorrow night we are getting short bused.

by dairishkid21 June 2, 2009

short buser

Some who is retarded and probably rode the "short bus" as a kid. Can also reffer to the Office idiot.

"JD" - Damn Bubba is a retard. He must have rode the short bus when he was a kid!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!

by Jay-No December 10, 2009

Short Bussed

The act of getting so retarded that you should be riding the short bus. Can also be used as "one is riding the short bus."

Johnny was short bussed last night after he finished that bottle.

Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.

by I ride the short bus June 13, 2011

short bussing

The sexual act of drooling all over your partner.

"My girl and I were short bussing something fierce last night. It took 4 Handi-Wipes to clean up."

by busstop123 February 5, 2010

Short bused

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain

Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused

by CK1988 February 8, 2021