After a hot steamy shower session of polishing my pork sword, I went to pee only feeling the worst shampain of my entire week.
by Big Fatty May 25, 2011
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by Lyi September 27, 2006
Get the Shompu mug.Student :teacher teacher, I need to use the potty.
Teacher: can you wait a sec?
Student: no. I have a shoma.
Teacher: a what?
Student: shit hanging out my ass
Teacher: language!
Student: sorry. Anus. I have shit hanging out my Anus.
Teacher: can you wait a sec?
Student: no. I have a shoma.
Teacher: a what?
Student: shit hanging out my ass
Teacher: language!
Student: sorry. Anus. I have shit hanging out my Anus.
by brutie_pie July 6, 2014
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by JAKEROSE October 25, 2020
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by Shampa November 24, 2021
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"he's probably under something since he's so small"
"he's probably under something since he's so small"
by yuzuzzz June 21, 2021
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