shambo

A sudden involuntary jolt that occurs as one is about to fall asleep. Relates to the nervous system. The term most closely relates to falling asleep in a classroom or public setting. However, a shambo can occur anywhere and can be of varying intensity. A minor shambo is surprising yet most often goes unnoticed by bystanders. More severe shamboes can result in anywhere from minor to major bodily injury of the afflicted or those around them.

"In third hour I had a huge shambo that shook my whole desk."

"Last hour I shamboed so bad I almost defacated in my pants."

"Last night I was about to go to sleep, but then I had a major shambo. I couldn't get back to sleep after that."

by Andrew Jennings and many others January 4, 2006

Shamboozled

To be totally intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of no return.

Did you see Nicole last night, she was really Shamboozled!

by WMM July 17, 2010

showboat

See Terrell Owens

T.O. is such a showboat that he's the reason "Excessive Celebration" is a penalty.

by katie was here July 16, 2009

Showbo

A showbo or showboner is a 10 - 15% erection. A perfect percentage to show your penis while pretending it's 0%. Other people will believe you are hung not knowing the increased blood percentage made it (temporarily) bigger.

Oh dude that girl just gave me a showbo! Quick pull down my pants!

by mikdick June 11, 2010

Shomosexual

Sho·mo·sex·u·al   

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.

Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:

- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter

Since John came out as being gay he's been such a shomosexual.

by Caseysace June 15, 2011

Showbone

When a television show is so good it gives you an erection.

The season finale of Dexter gave me a raging showbone.

by loldongs34 February 1, 2010

Shimbob

Shimbob is a great guy with great knowledge about every thing he also has a friend named Reezy who is really cool.
Shimbob loves dick harrison and has him as his god because every one knows dick harrison is the man. Shimbob has the power to destroy anyone with a sentece because he speaks like he is smarter then you because he is but also to be a god so people look up to him.

Damn you so smart you sound like shimbob.

by REAL_Reezy June 1, 2021