I Love You Shock

the shock you get when someone you don't love tells you they love you

"James, I have something to tell you."
"What is it, Naomi?"
"I love you!"
"Uh..." (James in I Love You Shock)

by theatre_buff August 22, 2011

Alaskan Shocker

An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.

To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.

Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.

See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline

I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!

by Alaskan Shocker December 10, 2010

Kentucky Fried Shocker

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.

As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.

by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009

shock site

A website used with the express purpose of startling the living crap out of anyone you link it to. Examples include tubgirl, lemonparty, and goatse.

Watch out for that link. It redirects to some shock site I've never seen before.

by Lady Csyde March 5, 2004

Shockabuku

N. Archaic
A swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.

Pop. mention, Film: Grosse Pointe Blank

Damn that bitch could use some good Shockabuku.. She's got no sense at all!

by Luminous911 September 6, 2004

Shockah Brah

A phrase used from one bro to another bro to let them know that everything is cool. Mainly used when under the influence of drugs and/or alchohol

-Bro.... i just beer bonged a forty and i am about to put this gas mask on
- Shockah Brah

by Bro Sakic January 16, 2011

shocktrolling

It is used when a friend just trolls an ongoing conversation between two other friends or just one on various platforms including live f2f conversations or those on the internet using slang or internet content such as internet memés.

- Dude, that internet memé you sent me over whatsapp was hilarious indeed, but I wasn't expecting it at all. You have to stop shocktrolling like that.

by easyRider24 May 31, 2015