The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.
"What's that smell?"
"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."
"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."
by Fat Susie February 24, 2014
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To cup your hands together and blow through them, making the noise of a whistle. To do so is not easy but when perfected, you can tick off oily sixth graders and other annoying losers.
To cup your hands together and blow through them, making the noise of a whistle. To do so is not easy but when perfected, you can tick off oily sixth graders and other annoying losers.
by Melli March 3, 2005
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To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.
Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."
by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010
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Can also be used as an adjective or verb in place of thing associated with getting high or buzzed.
Can also be used as an adjective or verb in place of thing associated with getting high or buzzed.
Nic, carts… crack is the red headed step child
“Do you got some shmeal”
“Let’s go get shmealed in the bathroom”
“Do you got some shmeal”
“Let’s go get shmealed in the bathroom”
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-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness
note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.
-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness
note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.
1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?
I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!
note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.
Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?
I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!
I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!
note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.
Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?
I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!
by Claire November 21, 2004
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