Selfish orgy

One male having relations with four or more females that all consent. Must be simultaneously.

Origin 2022

After a night out, My dude had a selfish orgy

by 1-Ball August 7, 2022

Smelfish

Smelfish: When you've ask someone what perfume/cologne they have on but they wont tell you and or play as if they do not know.

"I asked Chadwick what cologne he was wearing, but he played dumb and said 'I don't know. I just put on whatever.' He knows. He just doesn't want anyone else smell as good as him. He's being SMELFISH!

by Chillimost October 5, 2022

Selfisher

To be more selfish

Ima be more selfisher

by Mackeezy February 6, 2023

selfish coward

a selfish coward is a person who disregards everyone else feelings while being afraid to confront others

Oh my god Delilah is such a selfish coward.

by dudewhomemes March 18, 2023

Selfish Snowball

When you're doing her on top and she has her legs under you and just as you jizz, she goes "KIAT" and flips you over her and onto the floor upside down. Your jizz travels down to pool on your face.

I was having makeup sex with my girl last night when she suddenly flipped me over at the moment of climax and I ended up doing a selfish snowball, I guess she's still mad.

by DJFckFace July 13, 2023

Selfish Gene

The concept that genes are the primary drivers of evolutionary processes, and they are "selfish" in the sense that their main goal is to replicate themselves. This idea emphasizes that genes are the units of natural selection and that organisms, including humans, are essentially vehicles or survival machines that exist to ensure the replication of their genes.

The Selfish Gene can also relate to Dawkinian memes as while genes are units of biological information that are passed from one generation to the next, memes are units of cultural information that are transmitted through human culture and society. Memes can be ideas, behaviors, languages, fashion trends, and more.

"Have you ever read Richard Dawkins book The Selfish Gene?"

by Memeologyolgyolygist October 17, 2023

bacon shellshock

A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.

"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."

by Bacon Lover 4 Life September 28, 2013