Shelley Winters

Character from the popular webcomic, Scary-Go-Round. In the words of john allison: "Loveable, slightly annoying ingenue. Likes things that are fun. Works as the mayor's assistant. Has a funny way of talking. Accident prone. Became a zombie once. Has enemies in the world of the deep."

Shelly: Fallon?
Fallon: Shelly?
Shelly: He was an Argentinian agent! He was here to save me and the monkeys!

by mauseman August 24, 2005

Shelley

A woman who has existed long before existence was even a thing, and will continue to be that way

Shelley's cave

by 54321oosah September 29, 2019

shelley

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"


**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***

1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelley'ed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."

by stephenTO!! August 21, 2008

shelley lauren

Shelley one of the nicest and most generous people you will ever meet, WAAAY too polite. Loves fashion and is good at dancing. Doesnt know how to make up her mind.....

shelley was walking by with her friend when some guys drove by leaned out of the car and shouted out as loud as they could " can i spank ya? lemme spank ya? growel!"

by riah July 29, 2004

Red Shelled

When you're going down on a girl, and when you really start to enjoy it, she has her period. It's like being in first place in Mario kart, until someone uses a red shell.

It was going so good last night, until she red shelled me

by Shrekling September 8, 2016

Shelley

Fat bitch who will never get a boyfriend. She loses all friends and is ugly

Eww its shelley
Shelley is fat

by Anshhhhsjdkks October 19, 2019

shellend

an alternative to the insult bellend for a girl

"you've just spilt another glass of red wine, you shellend!"

by Felixketkat August 3, 2007