Shetland

A group of islands north of Scotland just above Orkney. Not as good and generally just a hilly, heathery shitehole.

Imagine going to Shetland instead of Orkney, that would be worse than a sentence at alcatraz.

by Iebehehskekr October 24, 2018

Shetlands

Defecating. Having a poo.

I'm just going to the Shetlands.

Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles

Often shortened to just 'shetty'

by Fizifty Sizzent October 14, 2007

sealan

flat surface below the roof; opposite of floor.

Look at that big spider on the sealan.

by Courti February 3, 2010

Shetland

Very windy islands north of Aberdeen

John: Going to shetland in the holidays
Jack: but its windy
John: i ken

by SulphurS16 June 8, 2019

Shealagh

a girl who is super lame, and has big boobs.

guy 1 : whoa dude Shealagh totally lame
guy 2 : yeah man but have you seen that rack?
guy 1 : totally man, thats a niceeeee rack

by er0ticwizard November 25, 2014

shealyn

she’s the biggest slut you’ll ever meet. she’s so self centered and knows she’s beautiful but will say she’s ugly. she thinks she’s so thick but really isn’t. she cries over every boy and for stupid things. if you know a shealyn STAY AWAY from her. you’ll regret being her friend.

“ew did you see that shealyn?”

by pk_456 October 16, 2019

Shealing

Sharing + Stealing a facebook status or comment, = Shealing

I was shealing dude's FB status cuz it was funny as hell.

by Jypsy Jool August 29, 2011