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Scissor Slapping

To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.
Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night
by Gingerballin November 13, 2018
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Ass slapping April

ASS SLAPPING APRIL is the month where you need to slap someone’s ass at lest ones a week but it’s only for the guys who lost NNN
Ass slapping April the best month of the year
by Shag you November 26, 2020
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Shopping minute

Unit of time used by a woman when she calls for "just a minute". A shopping minute is significantly longer than a regular minute, though, to date, the exact duration is still unknown by the whole male population.

Similar in many regards to the dick inch measurement unit.
W : Honey, it will be just a minute.
M : Yeah, sure. A shopping minute, I guess !?
by Bluesbuster7 September 8, 2010
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Shopping Ting

a nickname for Leicester City attacking midfielder James Maddison, in reference to the caption from his Instagram post on September 6th, 2020.
left-footed cross from Barnes into the box... and IT'S SHOPPING TING WITH A HEADER INTO THE TOP LEFT CORNER!!!!!

shopping ting with the ball in the attacking third... manufactures a lovely pass to Vardy and HE SENDS IT INTO THE NET!!!!! 3-0
by 99 Oreos June 9, 2021
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Man Shopping Spree

Going to a store knowing exactly what you need and leaving in preferably less then 20 minutes. The lower the time the better. Multiple items can be bought in a man shopping spree.
Friend 1- "Hey man wana hang out?"
Friend 2- "Dude call me later im going on a Man Shopping Spree"
Friend 1- "What are you getting"
Friend 2- "Call of Duty."
Friend 1-"Ok call me in like 20 then and well Bro"
by Horndog827 February 4, 2010
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Windows Shopping

When a person goes to online websites like eBay or Amazon.com to look at things they have no intention of purchasing. The electronic form of window shopping.
Jane went on eBay to look at expensive diamond earrings that she would never be able to afford, so she was Windows shopping.
by Kurtz 24 December 8, 2010
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Protest Shopping

A Socially Acceptable term for the age old but degrading term LOOTING, which carries negative connotations for those who participate in such activities.
"Yo Ur Honor, I dunno why WE wuz uhrestid fo LOOTIN'...We wuz just doin' a little Protest Shopping, datz all!"
by danofiremano November 27, 2014
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