12 Section Egg Protector

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.

Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."

by gis gump February 23, 2011

Jailhouse C-Section

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.

The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".

Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s

Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.

by FiveCardArmy November 3, 2012

Names section on urban dictionary

A place where people go and define there name saying there "The most beautiful person in the world" or some shit like that to make them self feel better.

Jeff: The tuffest guy in school with the biggest dick

(Names section on urban dictionary is a stupid idea btw)

by gun metal swag November 18, 2012

septic

An American. Ryhming slang "yank" = "septic tank"
Used a lot in the London financial markets.

The septics sit in the big glass offices and do nothing.

by Crouchy April 1, 2003

Section

Dirty south word for neighborhood,block, or side of town.

Niggas gettin killt up in my section !

Yo section full of pussys

by Nolimitbenny February 18, 2020

Senti

Senti is a slang word in Oriya language largely spoken in the east Indian state of Odisha. Senti means clitoris, the sensitive organ just abve the opening of a woman's vagina.

Mo Balika bandhu Ta Senti chati baku kahibaru Mu Senti ra pratham darshana kali
(I had the first glimpse of my girl friend's clitoris which she asked me to lick.

Banda Bia tana tani,
Senti bajaye Khanjani
{If the clitoris is properly stimulated before the act of copulation (before Banda i.e. penis penetrates the Bia i.e vagina,) its joy knows no bounds.}

Senti ta Senti Namita Senti,
Maha maha Banda padibe jhunti.

by Robert Marker February 5, 2013

Jailhouse C-section

The act of being anally raped by a large black penis in prison. -Adam of LagTV

When Steven went to jail, he got a Jailhouse C-Section from Big Bubba.

by LAGTV Fan #1 November 3, 2012