sophia's sneeze

Any girl named sophia, sophi, or sophie generally has a unique sneeze. It could be unique because of timing, pitch, or sound. The girl does not necessarily have to have the name "sophia", although any uniquely timed, unique sounding, or unique pitched female sneeze is still called a "sophia's sneeze".

Charlie: Let us have a moment of silence for our beloved friend and coworker, Steve Jobs.
Everyone: *silent*
Alice: *sneeze*
Charlie: Wow, well that's sophia's sneeze for you.

or

Sophia: ACHAGAZUNHEIIIIGGHHT!!
Kyle: Figures. Your name is sophia, so obviously you'd have the signature "sophia's sneeze".

or

Sophi: *sounding like a mouse* Achoo.
Frank: To be frank, you do have a sophia's sneeze

by JoJojo July 5, 2012

chocolate sneeze

a runny, watery shit, that explodes like a sneeze the minute sit on the toilet

That Thia food last night gave me a chocolate sneeze I would not soon forget.

by Anyone N. General September 14, 2006

Senegalese market man

The politically correct term for a looky looky man. An african man who sells moody sunglasses and watches in holiday resorts.

You are on the beach in a foreign country and need some sunglasses, so look out for the senegalese market man who is walking up and down the beach saying "looky looky armani shades 5 euro"

by Porschey! March 31, 2011

shit sneeze

a shit sneeze is when you have a sudden burst of watery diarrhea that sprays shit all over the toilet or wall

i ate that nasty cheap mexican food last night and got home and had a shit sneeze,it was everywhere

by the one and only mole July 20, 2009

Seenzone

To see someone's text message (whatsapp, facebook, etc.) and leave it without reply.

"I told her I love her and she seenzoned me. Asking why when we met, she said, "Love is to be confessed in person.""

by sweet_blasphemie March 25, 2017

honey sneeze

(noun) A sneeze that smells/tastes of honey. A strange phenomenon shared by a lucky few. Honey sneezers can be found on the internet and the condition is yet unexplained...

Dave: Oh, I just had a honey sneeze!
Bob: WTF?!?
Dave: You know, a sneeze that smelt like honey...?
Bob: WTF?!? Piss off Dave.
John: Wow, dave, are you a honey sneezer too!!!

by Tilfrie January 12, 2009

government sneeze

Mistake made by the government.

"Nixon's watergate scandal is a well known government sneeze."

by Jay A April 22, 2003