Glasswasher Seat

Seat at the bar where you have a great view of the waitresses cleavage while she washes glasses

Ryan and Eric draw straws in the truck for the seat in front of the glasswasher seat cause Katy has huge cans and a tank top on.

by idkjerk September 23, 2016

seat shit

Whenever one has to defacate so badly that the person jumps on the toilet and releases escrament at the sane time. The person then misses the hole of the toilet, and defecates on the seat itself. The person then gets up and looks around, then preforming the wall wipe technique. The person leaves the shit on the toilet and wall for the next person to see.

The man coming from the bathroom of the public swimming pool in Little Rock, AR left a seat shit for the non existant janitor.

by Bulletzebra February 24, 2015

Protagonist seat

In animes, the main character often sits in the seat farthest back (or second farthest back) and closest to the window at school.

-Man, Kevin got the protagonist seat
-What do you mean by protagonist seat?
-You know, the seat farthest back and closest to the window that the main characters in animes always sit in!

by Trip the Holy Artist June 18, 2020

seat cushion

It is where you create a space between a stranger and yourself so nobody that you don't know will sit next to you

I had to use a seat cushion because I was the first one to go into the row at the movie theater

by Grimmlife November 25, 2016

seat scramble

Something you may call if you're with a bunch of seat checking nazis. If more than half the people agree to the seat scramble, all current seat checks are void.

So the ten of us got up to shoot some hoops at halftime, and seat checks were called. As we were heading in, Jon called a seat scramble, and everybody started grabbing new seats. Because of it, I ended up losing my massaging recliner.

by jrod June 18, 2004

lincoln seats

The seats in an opera/play/performance located in the upper section to the right of the stage.

Aww man, we in the Lincoln seats.

by GreatScottTheMoon March 16, 2019

cat seat

Being in control. Calling the shots. Being the decider.

1. Erika finally came to the conclusion that Jonathan had his chance at making the decisions in the relationship. From now on, she would take the cat seat.
2. - "Hey dude, what a mess this thing with Syria has become."
- "No kidding! And Obama, what was he thinking? Giving up the cat seat only to have Putin take it over!"

by golliath September 20, 2013