schmogin

another word for vape or a cover up/code name

hey man wanna go hit the schmogin in the bathroom

by montreze gastile February 25, 2022

Schmonda

A woman’s pubic region/vagina. It may refer only to the pubic hair, or to the genitals themselves, or to everything inclusive.

“I bet that lady with the deep gravelly voice has a really hairy schmonda!” Or “Following a cavity search police found an undisclosed amount of contraband on the suspect. It was smuggled past prison security in her schmonda.” Also “That stripper can shove a whole sleeve of Oreos right up her schmonda!”

by ImActuallyJesusAndIDontLikeIt August 11, 2022

The Schmoits

Group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it's over, it starts all over again. Often seen on blooper reels.

First guy: Why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.

by jcole September 27, 2009

Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.

Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019

scemo

basically a kid who is considered to be both emo AND scene.

that kid is so scemo, he straightens his hair AND listens to Taking Back Sunday.

by jetsett May 14, 2006

dirty schmono

Goes to Wesley absolute bender gets salty at gta races and sucks cock on the down low

Dang did u hear lindsay did a dirty schmono!

by Desser2903 May 1, 2020

Scemo

being scene and emo.

A girl who is happy and sad, and likes dark and gloomy things, but also like some girly things would be called scemo

by Mariah Penton January 12, 2009