Scroctor

The profession of a person who has seen ever single episode of the television series "Scrubs. Some believe this classifies as them as doctors, when actually they are just "scroctors".

Man Who Faints: (Faints)
Waiter: Is anybody a doctor?!
Mega Scrubs Fan: No, but i'm a Scroctor!

by Kiss_Fan April 7, 2010

Scroogy

When a boss works you to death but is to cheap to buy drinks at happy hour

A little appreciation for my hard work at the office could go a long way. Just buy us drinks once in a while and stop being so freakin' scroogy.

by Stoolie April 24, 2015

scroom

The disembodied spirit of an owl. Also known scroomsaw, in which case the soul has not left the owl.

"I thought I heard a scroom last night!"

"He looks as pale as a scroom."

by Xriqxa August 2, 2014

Scroobles

A form of fake currency used for bets if you're too cheap for real money.

Ari: "I won the bet Kenji, you're 50 scroobles in the hole!!"
Kenji: "Awwww dang."

by JarJar Jenki March 23, 2010

scroomed

To be both screwed and doomed; completely FUBARed.

"I can't believe John killed that hooker - he's totally scroomed!"

by fishdogg May 25, 2006

scrotom warmer

a, usually knitted, spherical woolen object used to keep scrotoms at a resonable temperature.

hehe pecker:P
scrotom warmers warm scrotoms~CASUALLY!

by crotch sniffer April 23, 2006

Scrooching

Getting your balls sucked through a tube and hits with a rubber hose

my balls are black and blue after a hard night of Scrooching

by DrLoveNuts July 19, 2007