screen door on a submarine

1. Useless, worthless

2. To cause someone to lose hope; To disapoint; Burst your bubble

1. I don't think she should be on our team. She's a screen door on a submarine.

2. (From the Venture Bros.)
Hank: Aww come on, let me at 'em, Brock! I probably know Judo! How many of those guys can make the same boast?!
Brock: No.
Hank: Why must you be the screen door on my submarine, Brock?

by Katie Tran December 22, 2006

screen saver

the blank expression that comes across a persons face when day dreaming.

dude, check out dave day dreaming, he looks miles away

yeah mate i know, he has his screen saver on

by billinom8s November 13, 2009

black screen

when a girl is pissed off or upset she’s gonna respond with black screens

why does maddie keep on sending me black screens, she must be upset or mad

by urmomiscoolx2 December 28, 2018

Screenkiller

To squander all possible opportunities for no reason.

I think we should fire Jacob. All he does is screenkiller all of the clients I bring in. If we don't do something about him soon the company will be out of business by next week!

by KingOfSarasota June 29, 2009

glass screen

A screen used in a pipe or water pipe to keep what your smokeing in the bowl and out of your mouth

customer"What is a glass screen?"
clerk "its a screen... but its made out of glass"

by Sko56 May 10, 2006

full screener

porn so good that you have to, just have to, make it full screen.

kid1: dude, that was some awesome porn.
kid2: definitely dude, that was a full screener.

by luckytheducky squirrel November 20, 2009

The Screemu

When you are having vaginal sex and as soon as the female starts screaming you splatter paint of all colors on her body

Me and Chelsea did The Screemu last night.

by A nerd April 22, 2017