winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

chicken scratch

Illegible handwriting

I can't read this chicken scratch.........

by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003

scratch golfer

A golfer that averages even par or better during a regulation round of golf WITHOUT cheating. A feat Tiger Woods accomplished as a young boy.

Garrett: "Did you hear that Matt shot a 68 in his tournament today?"
Gene: "Yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. He must be a scratch golfer."

by Matt Wortsman May 19, 2008

scratch artist

a person who claims to be a tattoo artist but does horrible work, which tends to have to be fixed by a real tattoo artist.

You must have gotten that tattoo by a scratch artist, i can fix it though.

by D-Rock of the Atl October 9, 2008

to scratch the old itch

It means to engage into Sexual intercourse

Dude my ex came by the other night just to scratch the old itch

by itchscratcher August 12, 2011

scratch.mit.edu

A coding website for kids. So much so that being honest gets you banned, ripping off others is allowed, the word crap can get you banned and so can FNAF. There are some legit great games and animations out there, but mostly attention whores and art thieves, not to mention people who get music and call it an "original project". If you can go five fucking minutes without getting banned, I salute you.

Scratcher: Okay, let's check my scratch.mit.edu account!
Scratch Team: Alert. You were banned for inappropriate language "holy crap this is good", disrespect "stop spamming", and bullying "maybe improve the code".
Scratcher: Fuck this bullshit! (deletes account)

by Lick101 September 5, 2016

chicken scratch

chicken scratch is lousy unreadable handwriting except to the person who wrote it but also a curse word to idiots who dont know what chicken scratch means or dont have an understanding of what chicken scratch means

student this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher what did you say

student i said this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher dont be cursing in my class

by littlejimmie January 29, 2019