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beaver scrape

The female equivalent of teabagging.

After being killed in a first-person shooter video game, such as Halo or Call of Duty, when your (female) opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping her vagina on any or all of your body.

Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it. Because, come on, you just got pwned by a girl. Even though there are no girls on the internet.

Other popular pseudonyms for this particular phenomenon include: clambag, taco bar, fish smear, etc.
FunkmasterFritz: Damn, that chick just teabagged me! I can't wait to assassinate her when I see her next.

Buhbuhbam13: That's not teabagging idiot, that's what is called a "beaver scrape." She probably digs you man! ;)

FunkmasterFritz: Whatever the fuck. I don't care. I'm gonna assassinate that bitch when I spawn.

Stefunny85 (girl): *rolls eyes*
by the Unicorn Brethren January 14, 2011
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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
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Skeet n' Scrape

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.
Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.
by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010
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labia scrape

When a woman violently mashes her sloppy, wet labia across your greedy face.
Why is your face so red? That damned Chelsea held me down and labia scraped me again, and Terrell just sat there and watched!
by yer shirt December 16, 2016
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Seed scrape

When you balls deep in some fruits and the seeds get caught scraping yo dick.
James yells* "HOLY FUCK MY SCROTUM"
Miles: "Dude what happened?"
James: "FUCKIN SEED SCRAPE MAN"
by watefruisdfbvourbvousvhouwf November 16, 2017
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nut scrape

Area between legs that has been rubbed raw from going "commando" too long.
I haven't worn undrewear for three days and now I have nut scrape.
by Michael Mitchie May 13, 2005
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Taint scrape'nz

The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.
"Son, you should wipe from front to back! You don't want to end up with itchy "Taint scrape'nz".
by JDizzleFerrizle March 30, 2009
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