National Scramble Day

When your in a pickle send a dick pic and scramble (sending a dick pic and blocking the person)

"hey what happened with you and that girl you were texting"
"well its national scramble day so i had to send a dick pic and block her"

by the counil November 30, 2019

Texas Organ Scrambler

A well-endowed Texan.

Everything is bigger in Texas, they say, and this beefcake was certainly no exception. I am pretty sure I got served by the Texas Organ Scrambler.

by postwarbrit June 21, 2021

*Screams Internally

When someone says something so wrong or stupid that you want to scream, but you can't because it's rude so you scream internally.

Guy Number 1: How are you doing man?
Guy Number 2: Not good I forgot my homework and I think that means I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: Um pretty sure you don't have...
Guy Number 2: I think I know what I mean man I know I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: *Screams Internally

by EdgyDabs April 24, 2017

testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler

One who creates a funny feeling in another's scrotum by lightly tickling said subject's testicles.

She goes far beyond just giving good head or a great handjob. That girl's a straight testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler.

by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006

scramble

An adult beverage consisting of whiskey, usually Jack Daniels or Jameson, and Red Bull in roughly equal proportions.

I've had 6 scrambles so far tonight and I'm feeling JACKED!

by tiagsters July 6, 2012

scramble the jets

verb
1. to hustle; to hurry up
2. to be made aware of something late and respond by making accommodations quickly
3. originally a term used in the military referring to pilots getting their planes off the ground in the shortest time possible in order to deal with a situation

Trey: What do you mean y'all are leaving for Cincinnati tonight?! I'm supposed to work all this weekend!
Marcus: Dude, just get someone to cover for you. Scramble the jets!

by Aleji October 21, 2010

Chinese Scramble

The act of simultaneously punching an opponent with both hands whilst kicking said opponent with one leg. For maximum effect, punches should start from as far back as possible.

When he gets upset, he is apt to do a Chinese Scramble on you.

by ThatGuy123456789 September 4, 2010