Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.

I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

Electric Scootering

That's when you have an electric dildo raм acorns into your ass by your lover

Jill was electric scootering me last night, which is why I couldn't answer the phone, obviously.

by deodorant 2064 September 6, 2022

Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 8, 2003

sceptering

verb - the act of sitting in a daze and clutching the bong as though it is a scepter.

usage - "Dude, quit sceptering and pass the bong."

by Realbeer December 25, 2008

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

scorzering

repeated bashing with a glass jug to the forehead. to be scorzered repeatedly.

did you see that guys face? he was bleeding everywhere!

yeah he got a good scorzering.

by azzzzzzzz October 21, 2011

scottingale

When you are gambling and lose a hand, immediately triple your bet in attempt to win it back and profit. Originating from the martingale probability theory.

Fuck the dealer got blackjack, next hand scottingale it!

by hiddencowboy March 7, 2015