schnarky

deceitful or sneaky; also synonymous with the terms evil and stupid to the extreme. This is a term that also requires the user to whistle slightly and produce a mild amount of spittle during the enunciation of the word to be grammatically correct in its application.

"She was really schnarky about the fact that she was once a man."

"I am Schnarky...as in Dark Schnarky: your new ruler and master from the planet Komakon. Bow to my power humans least I unleash the power of the Schnah upon you!"

by Dark Schnarky November 13, 2009

Schnart

Sneezing so hard that you shit yourself from farting.

"Wear butt plugs in public, you can never live down a schnart."

by xXDemonShadowSlayerXx February 14, 2012

Schnaufer

Name of a rare breed. One who has great tact and is welcome with many. you definitely know when you meet one you will never forget it!

Oh i will definitely remember you, You are a Schnaufer!

by McStud March 9, 2011

shnarf

someone who blows instead of sucks through a bong. thus getting the substance all wet.

COOL, thanks for shnarfing our bowl for us!

that jake kid is a shnarf

by Shnnnaarrff May 26, 2010

Shnarf

When one farts and sniffs it all up before anyone else smells it

I Shnarfed during a meeting with my boss

by KushMaster6996 January 31, 2012

shnarf

A drug that is made by putting fresh cloves into tissue, lighting, and smoking.

Sh*t, Kyle's strait trippin' on this Shnarf

by Freaklan February 11, 2004

shnarficles

when a males testicles freeze and gather close to the body.

Jack: BRRRRRRRRRRRR Its freezing out here!

Joe: I know my balls have turned into shnarficles!

Shnarf Balls

by I fuckin like turtles August 12, 2010