Schemer

Someone who cleverly tries to seduce women in hopes of getting lucky.

Dude! Watch out that schemer Greg over there is scheming on some babes.

by The Punn Wrangler May 11, 2010

scheme

a totally fucked up derivative of LISP. A screwy shitty programming language that no self respecting Computer Scientist should ever be forced to work with or look at.

(+(*(/(-(3 4)5)6)7)8) <-- see its shit

by skeem July 28, 2003

Team Scheme

A group of individuals that see how many people they can hook up with/"talk" to, over a period of time, without anyone catching feelings.

Jenny - "Amy, you goin' out tonight?"
Amy - "Team Scheme!" (:

by jaygotswagger June 18, 2012

dude shemesh

a dude from Beth Shemesh.
Ancient Israel Geography.

Yo Samson, you seen any Philistines around here?

by Jeff Barouch July 15, 2004

schemer

A person who is trying to holla at someone

*Guy is flirting with a girl*

"Ay yo DAWG, you's a schemer!"

by doooooookie May 9, 2005

Pyramid Scheme

An actual business strategy that is proven to work, and if done right is completely legal. Consists of the first person signing up, who then gets X friends to sign up, and those get X friends to sign up, and can give something away for "free" (eg. freeipods.com). This works on the principal that even if EVERY person in America was to sign up, the bottom of the pyramid (which would consist of most likely more than half the US population) wouldn't be able to get the X friends and couldn't complete the offer. The scheme will make them money no matter what happens, even in the worst case scenarios.

Aww man, I tried to sign up for freeipods.com, but all my friends already have an account!

by Yort June 6, 2005

Schemey

Like a miniature scheme, only cooler

Plural form: schemies

Ross: Dude, where’ve you been the past month?

Linda: Sorry I’ve been MIA, I’ve been planning a new schemey.

by Heckyeabuddy January 24, 2023