Shelly’s normally have terrible smelling farts, make bizarre noises at random times, and often act and make decisions like a primitive computer or potato would.
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usually discovered during showering and can be also located on the dick
pain inflicted during removal of objects
usually discovered during showering and can be also located on the dick
pain inflicted during removal of objects
by Sánchez February 20, 2005
Get the shelly balls mug.A girl who is kind of popular and still has so many friends who care about her. Shelly is one of the hottest girls you will ever meet. she has dirty blonde hair or light brown hair with beautiful brown eyes. She definitely belongs with a noah or owen. She laughs and smiles but is actually always being hurt by the ones she loves. And when she likes a guy often they don't like her back. She is extremely suicidal and always wears sweatshirts to cover the scars on her arms. She has baggage but that doesn't stop her from being the best in bed. She also has one of the best bodies in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!
poor shelly she has had it ruff but that doesnt stop her from being the best person everr!!!
Damn i love her body
#1:have you seen shelly b.?
#2: ya she's so hot but belongs with noah.
noah: yep she is mine
Damn i love her body
#1:have you seen shelly b.?
#2: ya she's so hot but belongs with noah.
noah: yep she is mine
by nobody3782981634872 November 24, 2019
Get the Shelly b. mug.1. A rather large, burly, bearded, foul mouthed, violent and crazy sailor that is half Irish and Half German, but 100 % American. He isn't necessarily an alcoholic,but he must feed on large quantites of tastey alcohol to survive!
1. Shipwreck drank everything in sight.Then someone insulted the U.S. and his beard. So, shipwreck smashed everything in the bar and mauled several patrons.
2. At 6am, after a night of drinking and clubbing, Shipwreck passed out on the ground in the living room of Eriks house. He was at my house in my kitchen ,at 10:30am the same morning, enjoying a coffee mug of vodka on the rocks.
3. I've heard an expression " Cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish" . I think it should be shortened to " I'm Shipwreck Schell Bitch".
2. At 6am, after a night of drinking and clubbing, Shipwreck passed out on the ground in the living room of Eriks house. He was at my house in my kitchen ,at 10:30am the same morning, enjoying a coffee mug of vodka on the rocks.
3. I've heard an expression " Cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish" . I think it should be shortened to " I'm Shipwreck Schell Bitch".
by prhyme954 March 10, 2009
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Well Randy, I think I'm going to pull a schellhase today. I wouldn't want to tire myself, for I have a long night of granny 500's and Jersey Hot Pockets to engage in.
by Bubble-Bitch January 16, 2011
Get the Schellhase mug.A trap laid for one who steals food or other things in the station setting. Usually in the form of food laced with laxatives or other such undesirable content. It Derives its name from the infamous Rob Schell.
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